Put the elephant in the washing machine to shrink it.
Put the elephant in the washing machine to sink it.
Assemble the car around the elephant.
Tempt the elephant into the car with a peanut.
Place the elephant eggs inside the car so it hatches in
there.
Get a bigger car.
Get a smaller elephant.
Put your dog in the car and pretend it's an elephant.
Cut a hole in the bottom of the car and run over the
elephant.
Make the elephant wear a corset to make it thinner.
Send the elephant to Weight Watchers.
Take the roof off and lower the elephant in with a crane.
Insert elephant through back windscreen.
Tell the elephant its favourite TV show is on inside the
car.
Chop the elephant into little pieces.
Open the front door, put the head in, squeeze the legs in one
by one and then push from behind.
Coat the elephant in vaseline.
Open the boot and/or sunroof.
Remove the steering wheel.
Sellotape the elephant's ears down.
Make the other elephants get out of the car first.
Press the elephant to remove the juice.
Don't be too pushy. Allow the elephant to do it in its
own time.
Put a bun on the back seat and open the door so it can get
in.
Dissolve it in acid.
Melt it.
Ask it nicely.
Demand that it get in.
Threaten to tickle it if it does not get in.
Beam it in.
Hypnotise it.
Feed it SlimFast.
Flatten it with a steamroller and roll it up like a
carpet.
Iron it so that it takes up less space.
Put the elephant in an envelope and post it through the
window.
Put a soft toy elephant in.
Put a picture of Dumbo in.
Put all the seats down and put the elephant in through the
boot.
Put the elephant through a car crusher to compress it into
a handy-dandy cuboid!
Shred the elephant.
Put a mouse outside the car.
Create a vacuum inside the car to suck the elephant in.
Use a very big fan to blow it inside.
Guide it in using magnetic fields.
Suck it through a straw.
Use a funnel.
Drop it in with a parachute.
Fire it in with a gun or cannon.
Connect its trunk to a vacuum pump, insert a cork into its
rear end and suck all the air out. Then you can fit the elephant in
the car.
Construct a large water tank. Fill it with water.
Lower both car and elephant into said tank; since there is a higher concentration
of elephant outside the car, the elephant will eventually diffuse into the
car, thus meeting requirements.
Suspend the car above the elephant in a zero-gravity environment;
the elephant will float into the car.
Make the elephant hold its breath.
Negatively charge the inside of the car. Rub the elephant
with a silk cloth to strip away the electrons, leaving the elephant positively
charged. The electrostatic attraction will cause the elephant to be
accelerated towards the interior of the car and remain there until the car
and elephant are earthed, causing a discharge.
Allow the elephant to die a natural death and be reincarnated
as a car seat.
Upload the elephant into a computer simulation of a car where
the laws of reality are distorted, disrupted and mentally disturbed.
Backwards.
Run a long rope through one car door and out the other side.
Secure one end of the rope to the elephant's trunk and the other end to a
winch. Turn the winch, reeling the elephant into the car. Once
it is inside, disconnect the rope and shut the doors quickly.
Bribe or blackmail the elephant.
Very carefully.
Pack the elephant neatly into a suitcase, making sure that
all its wrinkles are ironed out, then fasten the suitcase and place it carefully
into the boot of your car. Ta-da!
Superheat the elephant outside the car to such a temperature
that the elephant evaporates. As the elephant's molecules gain more
kinetic energy, they expand and become less dense, causing them to rise and
float through the car window, which was left strategically open. Once
your gaseous elephant is inside, shut the window and cool the car to recondense
the elephant.
